The fantasy of Bluetooth speakers goes something like this: You stroll into a quiet back yard party, just your phone and small speaker in your pocket. You swagger up to a table, push aside the onion dip, put your speaker down like it’s a turntable, and with a push of a button the sleepy party becomes a sweaty disco with flashing lights—all with just a click of a button. The reality is you put your speaker down and most people don’t hear it over the sound of light chatter. If they do, they’re annoyed that that plastic box is making such distorted, ear-piercing noise, and you are quickly asked to leave. We can help you make fantasy a little bit closer to reality with these Bluetooth speakers that actually sound good—or at least make your morning routine a little more tolerable.